So I’m sick right now, and it has left me feeling completely knocked out all the time, but, when I just set my head down to sleep again, I had this CRAZY dream in which my fever was so high I was talking into my thermometer and it was functioning as a cellphone, but even in my dream I was so wiped out I could hardly talk, and there were scheming cookies (yes, live ones) escaping from their cabinets and letting loose all the food in the kitchen (probably taunting me because I HAVE no food here) and madness and gahhhhh

Needless to say, I do not feel well-rested.